Tad Strange - A Gravity Falls Podcast

 Away

 And they're coming for your livestock.  In herds.  Droves.  Trains.  And Planes.  They want your prime beef steak and they will tickle anyone in their path to get to it.  Do not resist.  Simply Persist.  Keep Calm and Run away from the Spiders.  They will not eat you unless you get really annoying.  Placate yourself with this broadcast from our remote mountain radio station.

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 What have I become, my podcast friends?   Every joke I make goes away in the end. -Randy Cunningham, 9th Grade Ninja

Somebody once told me something.  But I forget what it was.  I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Fin.