Tad Strange - A Gravity Falls Podcast

When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. I knew this day was coming, but I still never expected it.   Thank you all for your love and support over these past 38 episodes.   Stay Safe.   We Love You. -Trever, Matt, Joe

 Away

 And they're coming for your livestock.  In herds.  Droves.  Trains.  And Planes.  They want your prime beef steak and they will tickle anyone in their path to get to it.  Do not resist.  Simply Persist.  Keep Calm and Run away from the Spiders.  They will not eat you unless you get really annoying.  Placate yourself with this broadcast from our remote mountain radio station.

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 What have I become, my podcast friends?   Every joke I make goes away in the end. -Randy Cunningham, 9th Grade Ninja

Somebody once told me something.  But I forget what it was.  I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Fin.

I don't know what it means either.

Have you or a loved one been wronged in the past by a bunch of dumb old rich people.  Call 1-800-LUMBERJUSTICE That's 1-800-586-2375-878423 Just try it. Trust me.

Soos is a cyborg now.  Or he's fighting cyborgs?  Or he's eating cyborgs?  I'm not sure anymore

Trever's Headphone feed on his life essence.  Matthew's computer does not.  Flesh bags feed his audio.  Electricity is the past.  Bodies are the future.  Accept your power. Sincerely, The Very Real Chairperson of GMEP (Grandparents for More Electric Power)

There are few mysteries more complex than the Pizza-guy-possibly-wearing-or-being-an-animatronic-but-also-running-a-store-for-children-where-people-throw-pants-at-badgers-while-being-badgered-get-it-its-a-joke-haha-laugh-now-please-okay-love-you-bye. -Ronald Heffinbacker, 32 minutes before his untimely death at the hands of a mechanical badger.